Honest to God, this is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard, however, this ending is different than the one I heard. It borrows from Groucho Marx, I think. Still funny. You gotta listen to all of it... All is where the You Tube link is - it wouldn't embed right here....Then remember the line about moose being illegal on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. The original line - it'll come to you, I know... Enjoy.