The Mechanical Contrivium

Got The Mechanical Contrivium from Elayne Riggs' "Silly Site of the Day" . The Mechanical Contrivium is the automatic trivia generator of a thousand uses, providing facts for every occasion from school assignments to after-dinner conversation. Or not, as the case may be...
And this is what it produced about Kathy Pearlman, who is me....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kathy Pearlman!

1. In her entire life, Kathy Pearlman will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Kathy Pearlman.
3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Kathy Pearlman.
4. Kathy Pearlman never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
5. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kathy Pearlman.
6. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Kathy Pearlman in a day.
7. Kathy Pearlman is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Kathy Pearlman to reach the earth's core.
9. Kathy Pearlman can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
10. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Kathy Pearlman.

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Unfortunately. I believe #9 is closer to the truth than even I would like to admit....