I'm running for office

That's right - not from, but for. I'm running for town council. I'm going to have to hit the streets next week- I have to get at least 100 registered voters in Verona to sign individual petitons for moi. I can't do it at work (township job). I intend to use Kinky Friedman's campaign catchphrases - "Why the hell not?" and "How hard could it be?" I have to get those signatures by March 15th. So, if you're a registered voter who lives in Verona, New Jersey, stop by the township library - I'll keep a couple of them petitions under the counter.... I'm not kiddin' - really!!!